Friday, January 21, 2005
Why can't Bush say something like...?
WE DESIRE NO LONG TERM MILITARY PRESENCE IN IRAQ.
It seems such an obvious way to extend a real promise of trust to those whom we presume to civilize.
The fact that he never says anything like that is one of those issues that is GLARINGLY OBVIOUS to the rest of the world but DOESN'T EVEN REGISTER in our addled democracy.
It seems such an obvious way to extend a real promise of trust to those whom we presume to civilize.
The fact that he never says anything like that is one of those issues that is GLARINGLY OBVIOUS to the rest of the world but DOESN'T EVEN REGISTER in our addled democracy.
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
Tweety Bird Will Ejaculate
The sight and sound of Chris Matthews getting ready to burst in patriotic ecstasy at Bush's inauguration sickens the soul. Thankfully, instead of being stuck between the jizztacular Tweety Bird, the breathlessly fawning Judy Woodruff, and the smugly triumphant Brit Hume, I'll be protesting in DC. If I don't get clubbed for exercising the 1st Amendment, I may go bowling afterwards. If anyone out there witnesses any comically orgasmic moments as Tweety and company interview Republicans and ball-less "liberals", feel free to post them here.
