Monday, January 22, 2007
Where the Hell is Tommy Franks?
That sanctimonioius shizbag got a Medal of Freedom from "W" for screwing up the immediate post-invasion occupation, retired, endorsed Bush at the '04 Republican convention, went on Letterman to shiz on Kerry and war critics, and then slipped into the nethersphere as the war declined into a shiz basket.
Come out, come out wherever you are.
Come out, come out wherever you are.
Libby Is Freakin Scroodged
Not because the jury that was just selected is biased against him. For chrissakes, 10 out of 12 people on the jury are white, which is about as good as any pasty white dude could hope for in D.C.
Libby is doomed to a guilty verdict because even if all you do is watch Jay Leno, you know that Iraq is a shiz sandwich and was sold on a pack of lies.
You know that someone's gotta pay, and it might as well be the guy staring back at you from the defense box with his beady little eyes who was in the middle of the whole catastrophuck.
And this is before prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald lays out the case showing that Pasty McBeady Eyes is a guilty-ass mother fuddrucker.
Merry Fitzmas.
Libby is doomed to a guilty verdict because even if all you do is watch Jay Leno, you know that Iraq is a shiz sandwich and was sold on a pack of lies.
You know that someone's gotta pay, and it might as well be the guy staring back at you from the defense box with his beady little eyes who was in the middle of the whole catastrophuck.
And this is before prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald lays out the case showing that Pasty McBeady Eyes is a guilty-ass mother fuddrucker.
Merry Fitzmas.
