Wednesday, January 19, 2005
Tweety Bird Will Ejaculate
The sight and sound of Chris Matthews getting ready to burst in patriotic ecstasy at Bush's inauguration sickens the soul. Thankfully, instead of being stuck between the jizztacular Tweety Bird, the breathlessly fawning Judy Woodruff, and the smugly triumphant Brit Hume, I'll be protesting in DC. If I don't get clubbed for exercising the 1st Amendment, I may go bowling afterwards. If anyone out there witnesses any comically orgasmic moments as Tweety and company interview Republicans and ball-less "liberals", feel free to post them here.
