Freak Flag Fly

Former CIA officer Gary Schroen, on Sunday's Meet the Press:

MR. RUSSERT: Mr. [Cofer] Black gave you specific instructions on what he wanted you to bring home.

MR. SCHROEN: That's true. He did ask that once we got bin Laden and killed him, that we send his head back in a cardboard box on dry ice so that he could take it down and show the president.

MR. RUSSERT: Where would you find the dry ice in Afghanistan?

Where indeed, Mr. Russert, you inane whore.

Your follow-up question should have been: "But wait, I thought only the BAD GUYS beheaded people. What will we tell the children?"